My Halloween experience

Yes, my mommy is a knitter. She made me this hat while I was still growing and kicking her in the bladder. That may be why she made me wear this hat--I pushed it too far with the head butting of her organs. She, and my daddy-o, further tortured me by making me go to the pumpkin patch. They woke me up to experience the whole Great Pumpkin thing. Let's just say I didn't like it. I can't eat candy yet, so why torture me with pumpkins?

See what I mean--absolute torture.