So here I am, telepathically sending these words to my mommy's hands so that she can type for me. While my fingers are nimble, I haven't yet figured out how to coordinate them with my thoughts and typing. So in the mean time, my mommy has agreed to blog my thoughts and ideas for me.
What does the day of a typical 8.5 week old look like, you wonder? Well, let's see. I woke up around 5 am fussing for my morning feeding. Mommy was nice enough to whip up a bottle fast. I fell asleep after a nice burp...mmmm milk burps. Then I snoozed on mommy for a while and woke up around 9 am for my breakfast, which surprisingly was also a bottle. Then mom dressed me and put on my I love daddy socks to keep my toes warm. I hung out in my cool bouncy seat for a while. I gave mommy enough time to check her email, drink some coffee, and take a shower, but not get dressed. I can't make life too easy for her, can I? Then mommy let me play on my tropical island mat. I haven't yet figured out cause and effect, but whenever I kicked the thing, this monkey jiggled. I might be on to something. Then I went and checked out my crib while mommy disappeared to get dressed. This really pissed me off, so I threw a fit. Not a big one, but enough to get her to pick me up. We then went downstairs and I fell asleep on mommy for my morning nap. I missed watching the view, darn it. I woke up around 1 pm and had a nice lunch, another bottle. Then I took a nice poop. Nothing beats a good poop to make you feel refreshed. Mommy then stuck me in the darn car seat and buckled me in. I hate those buckles!! They are so annoying. I let her know how annoyed I was. She didn't care and just covered me up with warm blankets and stuck me in the Honda. We then went for a ride. I fussed a while and mommy made up a silly song to sing to me. It was boring and so not cool, so I fell asleep. When I woke up, we were in the middle of a store. Mommy had to go shopping for holiday gifts, so we were in Kohl's for their 50% off sale. I was bored again, so I went back to sleep and stayed asleep. In fact, it is 4:30 pm now and I am still sleeping. Yay for mommy.
Today is my official two month birthday, although I was eight weeks old last Friday. I can't believe how fast time has flown by. Here are some photos of me as I've grown: